“Cause if you're a transvestite, you're actually a male tomboy, that's where the sexuality is. Yeah, it's not drag queen, no; gay men have got that covered. This is male tomboy, and people do get that mixed up, they put transvestite there - no no no no! Little bit of a crowbar separation, thank you! And gay men, I think, would agree. It's male lesbian, that's really where it is, ok? Because… it's true! ‘Cause most transvestites fancy girls, fancy women. So that's where it is.”
Eddie Izzard
“MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.”
Eddie Izzard
“I'm an action transvestite really, so it's running, jumping, climbing trees... putting on make-up when you're up there!”
Eddie Izzard
"Make-up's just crazy anyways. Native Americans used to wear it, and it did all right for them... until uhh... well, until you killed them all."
Eddie Izzard
"So... Uh... I'd better explain the tits. Umm...didn’t have those at school. Wanted to, but not in the school curriculum...even though I asked."
Eddie Izzard
"If God wrote the Bible, the first sentence should surely be...it's ROUND!"
Eddie Izzard
"Women have this vast variety of lingerie, stockings and tights and different patterns, and shoes, with different-sized heels, in red and black, and skirts - short, long, with slits - push-the-boob things … there's so much around in women's things that is erotic. While men have: shirt shirt shirt jumper shirt jumper jacket jumper shirt jacket trousers trousers shirt trousers flat shoes."
Eddie Izzard
Monday, December 22, 2008
Thursday, December 11, 2008
quotes
"Few of us ever live in the present. We are forever anticipating what is to come or remembering what has gone." -Louis L'Amour
"The moment one gives close attention to anything, even a blade of grass, it becomes a mysterious, awesome, indescribably magnificent world in itself." - Henry Miller
"Here and now contains eternity." - Taisen Deshimary
"He who binds himself to joy,
Does the winged life destroy;
He who kisses the Joy as it flies,
Lives in Eternity's sunrise."
-William blake
"Life just is. You have to flow with it. Give yourself to the moment. Let it happen."
-Jerry Brown
"Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life."
Terry Pratchett, Discworld
"A good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read."
Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!
"All successful newspapers are ceaselessly querulous and bellicose. They never defend anyone or anything if they can help it; if the job is forced on them, they tackle it by denouncing someone or something else."
H. L. Mencken
US editor (1880 - 1956)
"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats."
H. L. Mencken
"Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want and deserve to get it good and hard."
H. L. Mencken
"It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics or chemistry."
H. L. Mencken
"Man is never honestly the fatalist, nor even the stoic. He fights his fate, often desperately. He is forever entering bold exceptions to the rulings of the bench of gods. This fighting, no doubt, makes for human progress, for it favors the strong and the brave. It also makes for beauty, for lesser men try to escape from a hopeless and intolerable world by creating a more lovely one of their own."
H. L. Mencken
"Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum (I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.)"
Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
"The moment one gives close attention to anything, even a blade of grass, it becomes a mysterious, awesome, indescribably magnificent world in itself." - Henry Miller
"Here and now contains eternity." - Taisen Deshimary
"He who binds himself to joy,
Does the winged life destroy;
He who kisses the Joy as it flies,
Lives in Eternity's sunrise."
-William blake
"Life just is. You have to flow with it. Give yourself to the moment. Let it happen."
-Jerry Brown
"Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life."
Terry Pratchett, Discworld
"A good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read."
Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!
"All successful newspapers are ceaselessly querulous and bellicose. They never defend anyone or anything if they can help it; if the job is forced on them, they tackle it by denouncing someone or something else."
H. L. Mencken
US editor (1880 - 1956)
"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats."
H. L. Mencken
"Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want and deserve to get it good and hard."
H. L. Mencken
"It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics or chemistry."
H. L. Mencken
"Man is never honestly the fatalist, nor even the stoic. He fights his fate, often desperately. He is forever entering bold exceptions to the rulings of the bench of gods. This fighting, no doubt, makes for human progress, for it favors the strong and the brave. It also makes for beauty, for lesser men try to escape from a hopeless and intolerable world by creating a more lovely one of their own."
H. L. Mencken
"Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum (I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.)"
Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
Thursday, December 4, 2008
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